Note: No disrespect towards any religious belief is intended!
Once upon a time there existed a peaceful and beautiful place called Samsara. It was divided into 3 distinct houses, the western, eastern and the grand temple. For a time, all of them lived together in peace and harmony and they would have done so for all eternity if it weren’t for that fateful day. The day which is the reason we all are here today!
The Grand Temple (891566 BC):
(Monstrous laugh) Ha ha ha ha…
Finally! Hidden in the temple my ass! How did they put such a force in a tiny particle?
Only one way to find out!
Uum… what did they do? Maybe if I…………………………………… Oops!
BANG!
The Western House (891564 BC):
Oh Apollo, you are so hot!
Ha ha, I know sweetheart, I know!
Apollo! You are really hot!
Come on, Stop it Athena!
Apollo I’m burning!
You go really far with your compliments baby! I like dat!
I’m on fire u dumb nitwit! Apollo, Apollo…………………………..!!
APOLLO, APOLLO… Wake up you idiot!!
Ares and Artemis enter the room
Woah! Artemis… Oh! It was just a dream.
What dream?
Oh! I was dreaming of Athena…
Eww!!
You guys are like the worst twins ever!!
(Together) Shut up Ares!
Get dressed fast Apollo and assemble at the grand temple ASAP!
What? Why?
Zeus just left to the eastern house to inform Brahma!
Apollo, the particle exploded! The humans are free…
The Eastern House (891562 BC):
Yo Agni, gimme a light man!
Shiva, Its 6 in the morning for heaven’s sake…
Shut up and light the chillum and for what’s sake now?
Heaven! It’s what the humans called samsara…
Oh! Aren’t they all locked up in that particle thing?
Yes they are!
Shiva, you better talk to your boy Indra man!
He dropped some of his homegrown mushrooms in my dinner yesterday.
Ha ha ha ha… Did he now?
Hey it’s not funny! I was seeing things man!
Buddha comes running towards them
Hey, What up Buddha?
What are you guys doing here man? There has been some sort of an emergency! Brahma has asked everyone to assemble at the grand temple!
What emergency?
I don’t know! Zeus was here sometime back and he looked really pissed off!
Zeus was here? Woah! Must be something big!
Hey Agni, you carry on with the Buddha; I’ll wait for Indra and then come.
Shiva, this is not the time to get high!
Shut up and go I’ll be there!
The Grand Temple (891560 BC):
All the gods of both houses were gathered at the temple steps and were in deep discussions while awaiting Zeus and Brahma!
Zeus: SILENCE!
Brahma: As you all know already, back in time mankind’s continuous cycle of birth and death was stopped because of the stupendous destructive ability that he has over his own kind and the universe. After the judgment day (as humans called it), all of mankind was destroyed and the essence of humanity, the most powerful force in all worlds was stored inside a particle hidden inside the very temple at which you stand. Now this force has once again been unleashed!
Poseidon: There has been word that the particle exploded.
Brahma: It did not explode, without the powers of the grand temple controlling it; the force was too mighty to be held within the particle. Iblis, servant of the grand temple has been identified as a sole witness to this spectacle of the creation the entire universe for man to reside.
Iblis, as weak as he was, has fallen unable to withstand the force when he unleashed it.
Artemis: Good Riddance!!
Shiva and Indra enter stoned and late…
Indra: Sorry we are late! What have we missed?
Ares: The humans have been freed and the universe has once again been created!
Shiva: OOOOOOOOOWWWEEEE!! LET’S GO SAY HI!
Zeus: No Shiva! We shall not repeat the same mistakes.
Indra: Zeus, do not look at it as a mistake, look at it as a choice!
The real test of a choice is to make the same one again knowing fully well what the consequences are!
Shiva: What the f…? Is u trippin?
Indra (whispering): I have run out of stock, we need to go there and get more!
Shiva (stoned): Let thou who is without sin groweth the holy plant... and I shalt smoketh it!
Apollo: The eastern lot are quite weird!
Ares: Oh! And the idea of you and Athena is not?
Zeus: It has been decided by Brahma and I that this time we shall not interfere in the lives of man unless required. Let him do with it as he wills!
Indra (whispering): Leave it Zeus to spoil the fun!
Artemis: Oh let him be! There is always a loophole! He said “unless required” right?
